It's That Time Of The Year Again, Jackass!!!

Wobbly wriggling while withering in the ever-as-efficient-as-it-is-goddamn-overloaded morning train to whore myself yet again, I find myself incapable of wiping that silly smirk off my face when I saw this ad. Wondering what time of the year had delighted this merry family of three generations gathering in front of the X-Box 360? Wonder no more. Ahhh, the delights of drunk driving, are just one of the many vices that you can indulge in Grand Theft Auto IV, a fact made famous by a stark-raving organization with a strangely appropriately named acronym, MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving.