Apocalypse. Wow.

The first premonition of the ever-impending Apocalypse? You decide. "SINGAPORE'S iconic Merlion statue, a popular tourist attraction, was damaged by lightning on Saturday afternoon during a thunderstorm, according to reports. No one was hurt. The Merlion was struck by lightning between 4 and 5 pm local time, causing parts of the statue to fall near a group of startled visitors."

Death By Dethronement

Talk about pain in the ass. Basically, another case of unethical product from, yet again, China, strikes again. This time round, it's furniture. Several Office Chair made and sold in China literally exploded and had caused at least one death when a 14-year-old teenager died of severe loss of blood due to the "grenade effect" of the explosion as many parts of the metal chairs had blasted many blood vessel of his organs, while the condition of an elderly man at sixty-eight-year-old are still unknown after many of the metal pieces and screws injected into his organ from the anal. Authorities are on the case right now. As always. For more gruesome pictures, check on the link on the pictures but if you understand Mandarin, much elaborate details are here.

This Friday The Thirteen...

... A news, with rhyming numbers. By the way, the tiny head at the right bottom corner happens to be the 15-year-old mother of the child. And for all the interested inspiring parents out there, feel free to check out the link to The Sun's (probably subconsciously cynical though) unintentionally humorous follow-up piece to the headline. Surely we can't count British's Prime Minister Gordon Brown as one of the inspiring, but boy is he interested already. "I think all of us would want to avoid teenage pregnancies."